The Ulster satire news website
Quality satire, where you want it, when you want it.
Welcome to The Shitehawk Sentinel, Ireland’s least-trusted news source. We are a seriously satirical collective who take one thing deadly serious: the creeping stink of fascism on this island. While culchie strongmen polish their tractors and dream of brown uniforms, we’re here to drag them back where they belong: the circus tent.
Our mission? Antifascist fun. Mockery as solidarity. Ridicule as resistance. Laughter as a weapon sharper than their blunt little slogans. We believe comrades shouldn’t feel alone while fascists are busy reinventing themselves as “concerned locals.”
If you came here for balance, you’re lost. If you came here for comfort, you’ll find it in shared laughter and collective spite. And if you came here to whinge about “free speech,” remember: we’ve reserved a red nose just for you.
The Shitehawk Sentinel: Fueling your insecurities, one headline at a time.
Meet Our Comrades
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Soulless Marxist
Louis Michelle
maoistsatan@shitehawk.com
123-456-7890
DEI Employee
Rosa Liechtenstein
RosaLiechtenstein@shitehawk.com
123-456-7890
Beloved Leader
Comrade Joseph Stallone
leninwasaheroe@shitehawk.com
123-456-7890
⚖️ Legal Disclaimer
The Shitehawk Sentinel is a satirical publication based outside of Ireland.
All articles, names, characters, and locations appearing herein are entirely fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or to actual places, is purely coincidental and unintentional (and, frankly, rather unfortunate for them).
Ireland contains approximately 5,000–6,500 place names beginning with “Bally,” and many more with “Carrick,” “Castle,” or “Old.”
The village names used on this site are generic linguistic jokes, not references to real towns or communities.
Our characters are composite parodies inspired by the public behaviour, discourse, and ideology of contemporary far-right movements.
They are not depictions of identifiable individuals.
They embody traits such as racism, bigotry, misogyny, ignorance, and cruelty, which are sadly widespread and not the property of any one person.
If you believe a fictional fascist described here resembles you, we recommend deep introspection and possibly therapy.
Otherwise, enjoy the satire and remember: if it stings, it’s probably not about you — unless it is.
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