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INVESTIGATION: Why Do Fascists Type in ALL CAPS?
The Shitehawk Sentinel has launched a groundbreaking inquiry into one of the burning questions of our time: why do so many fascists type...

Confuse fascists until they shit themselves
Sep 21, 20252 min read


Local Fascists Demand IPAS Centers Stop Hosting Roma, Preschoolers Step In With Geography Lesson
In a development that would make a globe spin itself off its axis, local fascist wannabe politicians have demanded that the Irish...

Rosa Liechtenstein
Sep 21, 20251 min read


Fascist Wannabe Politician Heard Crying From Belfast to Waterford After Being Misgendered Named Locally
Ireland was rattled last night as a noise, described variously as “a banshee’s wail” and “a cow stuck in a milking machine,” echoed from...

The Shitehawk Sentinel
Sep 20, 20251 min read
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