Local Fascists Demand IPAS Centers Stop Hosting Roma, Preschoolers Step In With Geography Lesson

In a development that would make a globe spin itself off its axis, local fascist wannabe politicians have demanded that the Irish government stop hosting Roma families in IPAS centers.

“I think fascists don’t know that Romania is in Europe,” explained one toddler, adjusting his Paw Patrol backpack before snack time.

The unnamed fascist politician, spotted nursing a pint, defended his position with the following watertight logic:

“I was at the pub, with me phone in me pocket. A friend told me a friend of his great-aunt knew the grandad of a preschool friend of his nephew, who saw Roma gypsies being hosted in an IPAS center. I looked at me phone after some craic with the lads, and had screenshots to prove it was true.”

Meanwhile, another preschooler, aged just four, rolled her eyes so hard she almost fell off her chair:

“I’m only four and I know IPAS are for people outside the EU. EU citizens can move freely within Europe. Duh.”

Back at the pub, one lad was still rummaging in the toilets for his missing phone. Between splashes he shouted:

“I need me phone, there are screenshots! Romanian gypsies pretend they are victims [vomiting sounds]”

At press time, it remained unclear whether the man retrieved his phone. What is clear, however, is that fascists continue to play the victim card while toddlers are left teaching them basic geography. As the preschoolers confirmed: Roma families don’t “pretend” to be victims, political abuse and social exclusion are their daily reality.