Brad O’Anacrach’s Career Hits Rock Bottom, Decides Graveyard Is the Only Way Up

Local "Ballybollocks Says No" enthusiast and part-time Facebook philosopher Brad O’Anacrach has found a new way to climb out of political obscurity: necrophilia.

"the Dark Web Says No"

While the rest of the planet laughed at the death of right-wing Charlie Kirk, O’Anacrach allegedly decided the best way to “stand out from the lads” was to perform the blow job of his career, one that even the dark web politely declined to witness.

Public health officials are less concerned about disease than about the man’s absolute lack of self-awareness.

“Consent is already something Maga clowns never bothered to understand with the living,” one doctor explained, “so you can imagine how little weight it carries once we’re dealing with corpses.”

Locals say Brad hopes the stunt will finally catapult him above his slurry tank in both prestige and smell.

Meanwhile, political analysts confirmed that O’Anacrach’s bid for relevance has cemented his reputation as “the man who could fuck up anything, even death.”