Golden Raspberry Awards to Honour “Far-Right Irishness” in New Category

The Golden Raspberry Awards, known worldwide for honouring the worst of cinema, have reportedly discovered a brand-new art form: Far-Right Irish Realism.

A local wannabe politician and self-proclaimed digital creator has managed to flood Facebook with so much poorly lit, self-righteous footage that it finally reached Hollywood, though not quite in the way he hoped.

One particular masterpiece stood out: a trembling, barely focused video featuring the unmistakable voice of its creator, a divorced man proudly proclaiming his Catholic roots while filming a gathering of bigots shouting “Ireland for the Irish!” to the sound of Scottish bagpipes (the uilleann pipes are too hard for them.)

The group, proudly waving tricolours and crucifixes, could be heard delivering their nationalist sermon entirely in English: a touching reminder that not one of them knows a single word of Irish.

“It’s cinema vérité in its purest form,” said the president of the Golden Raspberry Awards. “A trembling camera, incoherent narration, flags, bagpipes, and misplaced patriotism. It’s a tragicomedy, a grotesque, a documentary, and possibly soft porn. It defies all genres, and all logic.”

The awards committee confirmed they are considering a new special category: “Best Unintentional Satire in National Identity Performance.”They praised the creator’s consistency:

“It takes remarkable stamina to make forty identical videos that look like CCTV footage of a man having a moral crisis in a car park.”

When contacted for comment, the filmmaker shouted “Fake news!!” before uploading another video about migrants, chemtrails, and the mysterious disappearance of real Irish culture.