Local Fascist Falls to Annunaki Plot, Becomes Fully Dependent on Chat GPT

It finally happened.Séamus O’Bollocks, self-declared patriot, defender of “free thinkin’” and known consumer of conspiracy slurry, has officially merged with the machines he once feared.

Just last winter, O’Bollocks warned his twelve Facebook followers that

“Chat GPT is the Annunaki plan to erase clever white people and replace them with soy-drinking vegan robots.”

Now, the same Séamus can’t make a Facebook post without asking Gemini how to spell “racist but not racist actually”.

Locals say it started innocently, a few “research” questions like “is globalism real?” and “what’s the Annunaki Wi-Fi password?”

But before long, Séamus was deep in a dependency spiral. One neighbour recalls:

“He used to scream that AI was evil. Now he’s on first-name terms with Chat GPT. He asks it for recipes, talking points, and emotional validation. Last week he wished it happy birthday.”

Witnesses confirm his current political programme consists entirely of copy-pasted Gemini summaries followed by “WAKE UP SHEEPLE”. When questioned, O’Bollocks replied,

“I’m not racist, Chat GPT told me so.”

Even the Annunaki Mothership has weighed in. Their janitor, Zlork, Team Leader of the Lower Toilets crew, commented:

“We have a great laugh watching this one. He keeps shouting that we control AI while begging AI to write his arguments. The man has turned into our unpaid intern. If stupidity was gold, we’d stop mining Earth.”

The New World Order’s Communications Officer added:

“We were planning to replace white men with advanced AI, but then we saw Séamus and realised: no need. They’re doing it to themselves.”

The Annunaki issued one last transmission:

“Mission successful. Target fully assimilated. The Irish far right now runs on predictive text.”