Moscow Outraged As Poland Rudely Parks Itself Under Russian Drone Path

In yet another escalation of poor manners, Moscow has formally accused Poland of “intruding” into the natural flight path of several Russian drones.

“These drones were minding their own business, peacefully flying toward strategic targets in Ukraine, when suddenly Poland appeared underneath them,”

complained a Kremlin spokesperson, who described it as “an outrageous violation of international aviation etiquette.”

Witnesses report Russian generals spent hours pointing angrily at maps, shouting

“Look! Poland is literally right there!” before demanding the EU “move it somewhere less inconvenient.”

Local Putin Fan Delighted

Meanwhile in County Longford, local man and part-time Facebook epidemiologist, Martin O’Looney, welcomed Moscow’s statement.

“Fair play to Putin for calling it out,” Martin said between sips of Dutch Gold. “Everyone knows Poland is just part of the globalist plan. First they blocked the 5G towers, now they’re blocking drones. Coincidence? Wake up, sheeple.”

Martin, who has spent the last three years warning neighbours about microchips hidden in paracetamol, added:

“Russia is only defending itself. If my drone was on the way to Lidl and someone built a country in the middle of the road, I’d be fairly pissed off too.”

Experts Baffled

Military analysts admit they are struggling to understand the complaint. “Normally, sovereign territory is considered fixed,” said one EU official. “But apparently Poland has developed new technology that allows it to ‘intrude’ upwards into passing objects. We’ll be asking NATO if they have a ladder long enough to confirm this.”

For now, Moscow insists that unless Poland “moves a bit to the left,” it will be forced to send more drones in protest, directly toward the problem.