DUBLIN — In a move that has left fertility clinic staff blinking in confusion, a well-known full-time shiteposter from the Facebook group...

Ireland’s zoos have officially sounded the alarm over an increasingly endangered species: the White Irish Cis Hetero Male. Keepers first...

Locals report inflatable starcraft over the town; some say it’s the start of a cosmic “great replacement” CARRICHRISTONABIKE — No, they...

DUBLIN - On October 4th, the Irish far-right will once again try to dress up their criminal records as patriotism, gathering in the...

Ireland’s finest legal minds have been discovered not in courtrooms or lecture halls, but in the dank comment sections of Facebook groups...

In a desperate attempt to preserve Ireland’s sanity, the European Space Agency (ESA) has announced an ambitious mission: to knock the next Mise Éire Festival off its current trajectory towards Earth. The controversial event, known locally as a “fascist shitshow for illiterate Culchies Says No,” has been feared to cause lasting cultural damage if allowed to collide with the general population. “The data is clear,” said Dr. Anneliese Schmitt, lead scientist at ESA. “Every time

Just days before his untimely death, journalists at Jezebel reportedly paid an Etsy witch to curse Charlie Kirk. And maybe... just...

Brad leathcheann, denouncing conspiracies A bombshell investigation published this week by Brad leathcheann on the facebook group "...

In news that has delighted three Facebook moderators and one bewildered aunt, Brad Pógmothóin, full-time digital creator for...

Monsanto has announced what it calls its “boldest innovation since Roundup”: a Christmas Advent calendar where every window hides a...

In what can only be described as the Irish scandal of the century (or at least of last Sunday), Karen O’Faisisteach claims she uncovered...

IN WHAT SCIENTISTS are calling “the biggest moment for humanity since Lidl started selling Airfryers,” the very first confirmed alien...

In yet another escalation of poor manners, Moscow has formally accused Poland of “intruding” into the natural flight path of several...

When we last left the scene, a bald fascist amateur detective was circling a bed delivery truck at 3 AM, filming it with the intensity of...

Every year, without fail, some local creep takes it upon themselves to complain that children are being “force-fed gender theory” in...

Local "Ballybollocks Says No" enthusiast and part-time Facebook philosopher Brad O’Anacrach has found a new way to climb out of political...

Carrickbollocks: In a twist as unlikely as finding vintage Champagne at Lidl, Mark O’Tàlantach, self-proclaimed local genius, has just...

It was in the darkest hours of the night that I rose, as any good worker does, to sell my labor for the price of survival. The streets...

Aunty McVeigh is following this conspiracy creep My aunt was minding her own business, scrolling the local fascist influencer feed...

In what has been described as “the most important investigation since the hunt for Shergar,” Gardaí have launched a nationwide search for...